There are few things more important to a six-year-old than the prospect of being seven. Bertie, 44 Scotland Street's resident prodigy, is anxious to set aside the foolish things of his childhood - Italian language classes, the saxophone and psychotherapy - for the serious business of playing rugby, going on camping trips and being a 'real' boy. Standing in his way,though, is the formidable Irene set on further improvement for her first-born. But perhaps fate is about to intervene...
